From Meddelande. Noveller i urval 19711997
(Messages. Selected short stories 19711997, Schildts, 1997)
Ill make it to Maritim, got hold of Gustafsson, van coming at 8, have redirected mail to summer address, bye kiss Tooti
Take last things out of fridge
Hi my name is Olavi. You write well but last time you didnt make a happy ending. Why do you do this?
We look forward to your valued reply soonest concerning Moomin motifs on toilet paper in pastel shades
Dont say too much if they ring, dont promise yet. Bye Tooti
Hi! Were three girls in a mad rush with our essays about you could you help us by saying in just a few words how you started writing and why and what life means to you and then a message to young people you know the kind of thing. Thanks in advance
Dear Miss Jansson, you must understand that the only way I can earn a living are panholders with Moomin figures which I design myself and make in the kitchen without any paid help at present. How would 6% be for a start
Hi, Im thinking of becoming a writer, can you help me with a little information? Is it all right to send your MS to several publishers simultaneously and is it better or worse with illustrations? And about contracts
One shimmering moonlit night I got up and do you know what I did... I went out into the park and danced in my nightie! Maybe no one saw me but maybe someone... Do you understand? Write
You are a really sinful person on top of everything else, but dont think youre safe, youre being watched every moment because were there and were waiting
My dear friend, Ive been thinking of you so long now that its really time I plucked up courage to ask a little boon of you; could you sometime when you feel like it draw all your sweet little figures in colour for my granddaughter Emanuela
Hi coming later heat the soup
My hamsters have been named after you and your brother, I had a christening party on my fortieth birthday but Astrid Lindgren didnt come.
You each had a rosette round your tummy. Its been an uncommonly cold winter and folk who are uncared for freeze to death, one morning you were both dead on the balcony. Im thinking of having a funeral on Riddarholmen island, best wishes
We are contacting you in connection with this years marmalade promotion, in the first instance wondering if there would be any chance of a previously unpublished Moomin comic strip on the theme of marmalade
What steel pen do you use to draw your comic strips? Everything Ive found seems old-fashioned and the new ones are useless. Can you give me a copy of the usual contract and Id also very much like to know a little more about world rights
Dear Mrs Jansson,
I have produced Moomin pictures for my home and also for profit and pleasure and placed them for sale in art galleries and kiosks bordering busy traffic routes. Now one of my friends is saying that one ought to ask permission, can this be true? If I dont hear from you before week 5 shall go on as usual
Father Christmas Moomin Valley. Please give current address and surname
We are fully aware that you had planned a black troll for our Moomin liquorice advertisement, but for technical reasons
What shall I do with my parents, theyre becoming more and more hopeless. Write!
Couldnt we meet and chat about the old days at school? Im Margit, the one who punched you in the stomach in the playground
We look forward to your comments concerning the foregoing account in connection with earlier uncompleted agreements and taking into account secondary effects to which our most recent market discharge may have given rise we would be glad if in urgent order
Now dont be afraid, but have you any understanding whatever of what your comic strips can mean for expectant mothers, how great a responsibility you bear?! Have you even remotely grasped what it can mean for expectant mothers to be constantly, constantly confronted with those snouts how do you think the next generation may look
My cats died! Write at once
Hi dear unknown fairy-tale auntie, were a group of young folks with Ideas! What dyou think? Are you up for it?
Luv, Plastic Ltd, Now or Never project
Dear Jansson san
I have collected money for a long time. I will come and sit at your feet to understand. Please when can I come there?
Last night they came in again. Theyre everywhere. Please come, I implore you
Could you consider becoming patron of this constantly-threatened little area of natural beauty
How could you even consider invading this constantly-threatened little area of natural beauty
Weve launched a discreet new mini sanitary towel earlier design Peach Bloom Ltd but now were aiming at a younger clientele with the slogan Hi there, Little My always plays safe a bit of fun which with your kind permission
Cant you draw me a Snufkin that I can have have tattooed on my arm as a symbol of freedom
I dont know why Im writing but I must because my heart is so big tonight throw away these lines forget them dont bother to read them if you feel embarrassed but please be terribly kind and answer if you possibly can
It was you who murdered Karin Boye*
Hi, took the mail with me
Is it OK for you to transfer my fee to Sri Lanka? My latest translation into Esperanto cant be ready till New Year, I hope you will be patient
In your story The Cat you change cat twice and thats heartless. As a member of the RSPCA I must
I thought it might make you happy to know that there is someone who has everything that life can offer. Its true of me and Im thankful. But the one thing I long to do is create. My therapist recommends water colours and suggested I should phone you. Its a matter of choice of colours and motifs
My very dear friend, you are wallowing in sin. A Voice has spoken to me and now I pray for you every night which makes me so tired. I enclose some Tracts, read them and let me know if things go better. Hold out. There is an explanation and forgiveness for everything
This is a message in a bottle for Toffle from Australia. If the paper gets wet on the way ask your mummy to iron it dry
Have you forgotten your babys fiftieth birthday? Have you read my letters? Have you got my presents? Dont tell me youre old and tired, I wont stop writing Ill never let go of you!
I brought the washing in, you can put the potatoes on at 6. Someone called Anttila phoned
Dear Jansson san,
Take good care of yourself in this dangerous world.
Please have a long life.
Translated by Silvester Mazzarella
* Swedish poet, novelist and story-writer who took her own life in 1941
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